Me: Campbell, what did you do with all the clean clothes I handed you yesterday?
C: I threw them in my closet and closed the door.
Me: Campbell, you’re supposed to put your clothes away neatly so they’re organized.
C: Mom, I’m just a boy. Boys don’t organize their clothes.
Me: That’s not true. Daddy’s a boy, and he keeps his clothes very organized.
C: Mom, I’m just a FIVE year old boy. We don’t organize things.