One almost three year old
- Curly hair
- Green eyes
- Incredibly long eye lashes
- Dimple in her right cheek
- 28 pounds
- Fully fluent in English
- Knows her ABCs
- Can count to 14
- Knows how to take pictures with an iPhone
- Loves to snuggle
- Loves to sing and dance
- Very good at drawing people who look like turtles
- Favorite words are “I don’t want to”
- Has a mean right hook
- Has incredible grip strength, especially on hair
- Can chuck a sippy cup record distances
- Skilled in throwing tantrums
- Very demanding
- Extremely bossy
- Likes to lie on the floor at Target
- Refuses to be potty trained
Any takers? Please? I’d even be willing to pay someone to take her.
11 comments:
But does she like to lie on the floor in Target's bathroom?
ah, the free-to-good-home ad stage. it's fun.
I'm guessing that's permanent marker.
I think it is the other way around.
How much for me to take her off your hands?
Does she come with all that marker on her? If not, I'll take her. Will you pay for shipping?
Tattooed? Already? Does she get a Harley for her first day of kindergarten?
Seriously, she is adorable. I had one like that - looked like a curly haired cherub, terrorized the entire family. She's 12 now and her reign of terror continues. She's still cute though. . .
The floor at Target? The girl's got good sense. The floor at Walmart? She knows better. Too nasty.
You had me until "I don't want to." I've already got that model.
But at least you can still pick her up! My teen with the size 13 feet is much harder to manipulate. Although we do have the advantage of bribing with car keys and XBox!
Oh, I had one already, thanks.
I would, because she is adorable. But I already have three.
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